|  | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Random quote | 
| 1 | amrit | 716 |     | "[Eric]: told you it was only a matter of time :)" | 
| 2 | [Eric] | 581 |    | "[Gabe] is an admin with poor vision" | 
| 3 | mixonic | 336 |     | "2 amrit245"[Gabe] is an admin with poor vision"" | 
| 4 | goneaway | 147 |   | "I'm done with all of my papers." | 
| 5 | mixonic[a] | 114 |     | ":)" | 
| 6 | spender | 70 |  | "C2 is a security standard for trusted systems" | 
| 7 | [Gabe] | 51 |   | "I CAN FUCKING READ IT NOW!.>:P" | 
| 8 | amrit|zzz | 28 |    | "YARRR laptop-mixonic, I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 9 | amrit|eat | 28 |   | "YARRR mixonic, I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 10 | {_o_}colin | 23 |  | ":(" | 
| 11 | amrit|jk2 | 14 |  | "" | 
| 12 | laptop-mixonic | 13 |   | ":-D" | 
| 13 | amrit|afk | 11 |   | "YARRR laptop-mixonic, I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 14 | amrit|awy | 10 |  | "YARRR [Gabe], I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 15 | mixonic_ | 6 |  | "" | 
| 16 | amrit|cls | 5 |   | "YARRR [Gabe_], I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 17 | amrit|bbl | 5 |   | "YARRR goneaway, I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 18 | amrit|tv | 4 |  | "" | 
| 19 | [Eric]-Away | 3 |   | "Hi {_o_}colin" | 
| 20 | zlate | 1 |  | "How do i acess the screenshots ?" | 
| 21 | Guest | 1 |  | "Hi amrit" | 
| 22 | amrit|hw | 1 |  | "YARRR stevenbdud, I welcomes ye to #monolinux!  HARR!  Enjoy your stay, ye linux lubber!" | 
| 23 | [Gabe_] | 1 |  | "" | 
   
   
| Is [Eric] stupid or just asking too many questions?  5.6% lines contained a question! amrit didn't know that much either.  1.9% of his/her lines were questions.
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| The loudest one was amrit, who yelled 16.0% of the time! Another old yeller was mixonic[a], who shouted 1.7% of the time!
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| It seem that mixonic[a]'s shift-key is hanging:  2.6% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this:
 1020858426 [251] <mixonic[a]/#monolinux> YAR!
 
 mixonic just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock.  He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.0% of the time.
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| [Eric] is a very aggressive person.  He/She attacked others 3 times. For example, like this:
 1020656814 [1214] <[Eric]/#monolinux> slaps mixonic with a fan tail goldfish
 
 mixonic can't control his/her aggressions, either.  He/She picked on others 2 times.
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| Poor mixonic, nobody likes him/her.  He/She was attacked 3 times. For example, like this:
 1020656814 [1214] <[Eric]/#monolinux> slaps mixonic with a fan tail goldfish
 
 up seems to be unliked too.  He/She got beaten 1 times.
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| [Eric] brings happiness to the world.  11.3% lines contained smiling faces.  :) mixonic[a] isn't a sad person either, smiling 3.5% of the time.
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| [Eric] seems to be sad at the moment:  0.8% lines contained sad faces.  :( | 
| goneaway wrote the longest lines, averaging 38.5 letters per line. #monolinux average was 28.5 letters per line.
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| mixonic wrote the shortest lines, averaging 20.6 characters per line. [Eric] was tight-lipped, too, averaging 23.5 characters.
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| amrit spoke a total of 3826 words! amrit's faithful follower, [Eric], didn't speak so much: 2553 words.
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| amrit|hw wrote an average of 14.00 words per line. Channel average was 5.24 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! | 
| ChanServ donated 28 ops in the channel... | 
| [Eric] is the channel sheriff with 3 deops. amrit deoped 1 users.
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| amrit always lets us know what he/she's doing: 519 actions! For example, like this:
 1020647519 [893] <amrit/#monolinux> ah
 
 Also, mixonic tells us what's up with 303 actions.
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| [Eric] is talking to him/herself a lot.  He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 23 times! Another lonely one was amrit, who managed to hit 4 times.
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| [Gabe] has quite a potty mouth.  1.9% lines contained foul language. [Eric] also makes sailors blush, 1.5% of the time.
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Total number of lines: 2201.